With you there Roger 

I have no power over the insane.  Even the occasional sane leader will  go crackers after a while or are totally useless (possibly Starmer). My only escape is that of the court jester.  I enjoy the confusion of the English Language - puns, double meanings and just modern rubbish grammar. I try to keep a smile on my face but now and then I have to scream.   Roger

It works for me. 

Shrodingers brakes. Or quantum ABS. They only exist once observed .  And sorry, I realise that wasn't helpful 

This is getting to be an extremely scary world ... I know that world news is sometimes a difficult thing to come by and I don't know if this link will work in Europe and around the globe but worth a try. https://www.nbcnews.com/world/greenland/european-troops-arrive-greenland-trump-throws-curveball-rcna254166?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us  

Having persuaded the elderly computer that my version of VCDS diagnostic software lives on that it’s not dead…..  I’ve been able to do a proper code read - and found absolutely nothing useful. No codes in the ABS or stability systems. Proved that all four wheel sensors work and give plausible, matching speeds. Did an output test on the ABS pump and that worked as expected too.  And now both the ABS and traction control work again. This is a good thing, but I’d really like to know why it wasn’t previously and no warning lights! Not conducive to trust!

Don’t get too comfortable . 

Haha I appreciate the effort 

Should have said. I'm sleeping in it now 

Trumps good buddy and parner in crime. No one in the world should buy a tesla