Not mine, but a chap has a load of stuff that needs selling (I expect cheap?) before this Thursday 10th. The advert is on CT, I managed to get pics out of him.  https://www.clubtriumph.co.uk/forums/topic/30357-200025-big-saloon-parts/#comment-221659

A real thing!  Lots of these on line!  One has to wonder about genetics. john

That's unusually negative of you, Nick. You just need one of the criminally-minded versions that rob fairground claw machines.

Hopefully not hijacked by the penguins…..     (possibly obscure kids film reference)

There’s your problem….. pick one!

A few wood screws should do it. And then simply purchase a new set of crockery and a cupboard, and keep this one as a talking point.

Or expanding foam 🙃

Sheet of cardboard needed me thinks. 

Sliding door 🫣

Wouldn't it be better to cut the circular hole elsewhere and then insert a small and cooperative child through the opening to rescue the bowls?