Joke of the day!

[Royboy66]

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

 

He answers 'Yes - caffeine'

 

'Have you ever been in the services?'

 

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

 

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

 

The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

 

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.

 

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.

 

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'

 

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '

 

'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we

 

just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

 

No point in you coming in for that.'

 

;D

[2.5 Chris]

;D

[PHOENIX]

worked fr councill for 8 years, so true, untill they puttrackers on the vans now its 2 hour break spread throghout the day  

[JohnD]

This has been  quiet too long.

 

Just for Craig:

[Nick Jones]

Mt Buffalo in the background?

[Escadrille Ecosse]

23 hours ago, JohnD said:

This has been  quiet too long.

 

Just for Craig:

Well revived there John

[GT6MK3]

On 3/7/2023 at 10:46 PM, JohnD said:

This has been  quiet too long.

 

Just for Craig:

 Nice one

[Nick Jones]

Always a good idea to inspect your diff seal occasionally…. 

[Escadrille Ecosse]

Well I wasn't expecting that!

[JohnD]

Nicked this from the TRR site, where they have a long running 'joke' thread.  Only sometimes funny.  Maybe this isn't either:

[Hamish]

Ha ha I did the same for a usa site

[DeTRacted]

I nicked it from another forum for the TRR one, so what goes around.......... 

[JohnD]

Made me laugh, anyway.

[Nick Jones]

Strewth….. Armageddon. One or two interlocks bypassed there methinks…..

Original machine looked better than ours, which hops about nearly as much in a normal washing cycle. The fridge is terrified of it….

[mossmonaco]

is it Argos who have a policy whereby you can take an item back within seven days for a no-questions-asked refund?...

[Escadrille Ecosse]

[Nick Jones]

[Nick Jones]

maybe not that funny…

[yorkshire_spam]

[Escadrille Ecosse]

[JohnD]

20 hours ago, Escadrille Ecosse said:

I think I have encountered peak Australia

 

[JohnD]

Double post

Edited November 15, 2023 by JohnD

[yorkshire_spam]

[Escadrille Ecosse]

4 minutes ago, yorkshire_spam said:

Laugh my socks off...

[mossmonaco]

(you need to read this out loud)

Have you heard about the architect who had his house made backwards so that he could watch tv?