Joke of the day!

[rogerguzzi]

Hello All

             I just read this news!!!

Due to freezing conditions in the UK the men's British Naturist Society has seen the size of its members shrink dramatically!

Roger

ps making my eyes water at the thought!

[Escadrille Ecosse]

7 hours ago, rogerguzzi said:

ps making my eyes water at the thought!

meanwhile it's almost the 25th January so getting the haggis ready is in full swing...

[thebrookster]

3 hours ago, Escadrille Ecosse said:

meanwhile it's almost the 25th January so getting the haggis ready is in full swing...

And there was me thinking you were a Scotsman 

Tis common knowledge that haggis have two long legs on the one side, and two short legs on the other. This to enable them to run round mountains.

These creatures you show are not lopsided, and therefore by deduction cannot be Haggis! (And no, I don't have a foggiest what they really are).

Phil

[Nick Jones]

Can’t see their legs? Maybe it’s a sloping conveyor?
 

There’s alot of them ….. Haggis plural = Haggi? 

[RogerH]

Singular  =  Haggis

Plural   =   More Haggis

[JohnD]

This one's for you, Colin.

[Escadrille Ecosse]

9 hours ago, JohnD said:

This one's for you, Colin.

[Escadrille Ecosse]

[JohnD]

Freuds first slip.

[JohnD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjt8pjrvdh4

Makes me laugh, anyway.

[Escadrille Ecosse]

Not so much a joke, but blimey, talk about bonnet envy!

Daimler Double-Six

[JohnD]

I thought, Surely not!    That's been photoshopped!

But no!   They really did look like they had been chopped and channelled, straight from the factory!

1931→1935 Daimler Double-Six 40/50 (supercars.net)

[DeTRacted]

5 hours ago, Escadrille Ecosse said:

talk about bonnet envy!

Just console yourself with the thought that the turning circle must be cr*p. 

[Gt64fun]

5 hours ago, Escadrille Ecosse said:

talk about bonnet envy!

That's enough bonnet to make even an E-Type owner envious.

[Escadrille Ecosse]

3 hours ago, JohnD said:

I thought, Surely not!    That's been photoshopped!

But no!   They really did look like they had been chopped and channelled, straight from the factory!

1931→1935 Daimler Double-Six 40/50 (supercars.net)

Superb. But that the best prt of $3 million you'd expect that.

Pity it'll never really get driven

Edited January 31, 2024 by Escadrille Ecosse

[Escadrille Ecosse]

[Escadrille Ecosse]

No idiots were harmed in the making of this video!

 

[RogerH]

Face, egg, on - comes to mind.

 

Roger

[Nick Jones]

And it was them standing there that did it. The rubbernecking effect in action…..

[Escadrille Ecosse]

2 hours ago, Nick Jones said:

And it was them standing there that did it. The rubbernecking effect in action…..

Sadly so.

Mind you what on earth possessed them to do the interview from the central reservation?

[JohnD]

Well, the subject was the central Armco barrier!    But yes, tailgating and lack of attention isn't new!

[Escadrille Ecosse]

1 hour ago, JohnD said:

Well, the subject was the central Armco barrier!

Your Mum - "so if Jimmy put his hand in the fire would you do the same?"

You (squirming) - " well, no..."

Your Mum - "Exactly. Don't be so stupid."

[Nick Jones]

3 hours ago, Escadrille Ecosse said:

Mind you what on earth possessed them to do the interview from the central reservation?

It wouldn’t happen today. Not without full closure on that side anyway.

[Escadrille Ecosse]

2 hours ago, Nick Jones said:

It wouldn’t happen today. Not without full closure on that side anyway.

[JohnD]

Case proved, as the speeding queue of cars crashes successively!